A Most Unfortunate Giveaway!

Dire Day is finally upon us and books are dropping all over!

 (I do hope you have an umbrella)

The Bad Beginning (A Series of Unfortunate Events #1)

Dear Reader, 
I'm sorry to say that the book you are holding in your hands is extremely unpleasant. It tells an unhappy tale about three very unlucky children. Even though they are charming and clever, the Baudelaire siblings lead lives filled with misery and woe. From the very first page of this book when the children are at the beach and receive terrible news, continuing on through the entire story, disaster lurks at their heels. One might say they are magnets for misfortune.
In this short book alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune, and cold porridge for breakfast.
It is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales, but there is nothing stopping you from putting this book down at once and reading something happy, if you prefer that sort of thing. 
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket

If no books have fallen where you live then count yourself lucky...but if for some reason you insist on wanting your very own copy of this most dreadful and ghastly book about sad orphans who encounter horrifying villains and embark on a rather miserable adventure, then who am I to stop you from entering this most unfortunate giveaway...but don't say I never warned you *sigh*

Win 2 brand new copies of Lemony Snicket's The Bad Beginning and a Dire Day tote bag!!!

I'm giving away two copies each to two winners: one for you and one to give away...misery does love company, after all.

Plus each winner will get a nifty Dire Day tote bag.

DETAILS

-US ONLY

-There will be two winners who will each win 2 books and a tote bag

-Giveaway will run from 7/13 - 7/20

-Must be a GFC follower

Fill out Rafflecopter form to enter

• One main entry per person
• Must be 13+ to enter
• Winners will be emailed and must claim prize within 48 hours
• I am NOT responsible for lost, damaged or stolen prizes

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Look for my full Dire Day recap in a few days.

And join the misery on Twitter using the hastag #DireDay

#DireDay Is Nigh and Books WILL Be Dropping

A DIRE DAY FOR 

THE BAD BEGINNING 

LOOMS NEAR

A truly Dire Day is upon us Cupcakes. And I've been unlucky enough to be chosen to share Lemony Snicket's The Bad Beginning with the world. In fact, a most unfortunate package arrived today...

That's three boxes (almost 100 total) full of the most dreadful, ghastly, forbidding book ever written...and I'm prepared to thrust them upon the world! Mwahahaha!!!!

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On Friday, July 12th, Books. Will. Drop.

(I suggest you carry an umbrella all day)

So come back on #DireDay for more horrifying fun!

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The books, The Bad Beginning (A Series of Unfortunate Events #1) have been provided by Harper Collins.

To learn more please visit: LemonySnicket.com and Lemony's Facebook

And look for the #DireDay tag on Twitter all day tomorrow